dontbeanassbutt:

the sexiest fruit is

peaches

cherries

pomegranates

bananas

figs

papaya

strawberries

grapes

mango

guava

blueberries

other, tell me in the tags

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reblog pls I need a large sample size

greenghouls:

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

sheriffofmagic:

this has the same energy as the “stop saying I look like chicken little” vine

spicy-vagina-tacos:

lizzymodblog:

the more i look at this early combination of 2D and 3D animation the dumber it looks and i love it

This scene was a national treasure

anthonycrowley:

anthonycrowley:

christmas hot take: religious christmas songs are mostly bangers it’s the secular tunes that suck

me listening to o holy night when they get to the part about falling on your knees

official-lucifers-child:

dammitsammy:

phantom-of-notre-dame-7:

dammitsammy:

Reading this in September

Ellie, it’s October

GODDAMMIT

“ellie, it’s october” sums up the entirety of 2020 so well i can’t even think of a funny little quip to go at the end of this already-perfect post

riseofthedruids:

interstellarvagabond:

hostbox:

given the common threads between things people on this website are inexplicably attracted to (pinstripes, bow ties, really thin, literal skeletons) i present to you

grandfather of all sexymen

jack skellington hoodies as a 30 year old boomer flex

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

jelly-writings:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

nienna14:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun things to slip into conversation include

• “i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

• “I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

• “this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

• “shit that’s not in the script”

• “i thought we cancelled this story arc”

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

“oof that’ll hit the ratings”

“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”

“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”

“in this political climate???”

ratparkprince:

transbb:

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

love-in-the-time:

slaintetowhump:

kymeira:

For anyone who didn’t know I was scottish, please watch this video to appreciate what a petty people we are 

This is a masterpiece.

uberguber89:

crown-prince-zuko:

Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“

Aang:

moreo-fem:

santijpg:

lesbianrey:

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

reincarnation

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

marauders4evr:

One of the little details I love about The Storm is how Lieutenant Jee angrily refers to Zuko as, well, “Zuko”.

Then, after Iroh tells them all what Ozai did, Lieutenant Jee uses the respectful title, “Prince Zuko”:

And then, of course, this scene:

And then this parallel:

Before learning what Ozai did:

After learning what Ozai did (+ after Zuko helped rescue the crew):

I’m just a really big fan of their development.

anxieteandbiscuits:

cmonandhauntme:

vivalatinamerica-deactivated201:

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity